I have been in New York, returning to my roots. In the grand tradition of being a Cass, I have been doing some serious eating. That’s what my family does. We enjoy cooking, but more importantly eating, and I have gained three pounds in one week to prove it. Needless to say the next few weeks of this blog will be scarce as fasting is most certainly in order (is there some Jewish Holiday that can help me accomplish this?). My parents have spent the past week whoring me out to local restaurants and home cooking so as to ensure I live no older than 60 and resemble a female John Candy (their toast does fit through the door). Upon my arrival tailgating and a Jets game was in order. Now tailgating is a serious business. Every once in a while you can get away with grabbing a chicken cutlet sandwich from Rockies and a twelver if your heading to a game after work.... but when your going to a pre-season game (subs become stars i.e. Clowny), tailgating may very well be the damn highlight. GEAR UP. I was unaware of the extreme prep some people put into a tailgate, but the sewer that is the meadowland parking lot was flooded with personalized oven mitts, foldable pong tables, JETS trailers filled with every style grill, full bars, motorized coolers (so you can visit your buddy in the next spot and bring drinks!) and of course annoying fucking jet fans screaming at every unfortunate soul not wearing jets regalia. I was in awe. I was shocked. I was lovin' it.
My brother and dad had been tailgating traditionally for a few years and came equipped with a gorge charcoal grill, a fold out Velcro table, two coolers, various grilling tools, and fold up chairs as well as the back of the (there can only be one) Highlander for additional seating.
